Thank you for checking my page out! I'm grateful!

Hello! How Are You?

First, thank you for just being interested enough to get this far. I'm just a normal human, so it means a lot to me that you're here.

I live in a 2014 Ford E250! Everything you spend here directly impacts my ability to shower my gross gorilla ass!!! Blessed be you!

I'm straight up a fucking weirdo that has never felt part of any one "group". I like that surprisingly, a lot, as it's allowed me to understand and know so many varying walks of life.

You don't have to spend a nickel towards me, its not about that, but i think that the more you give directly to humans, the more we all win entirely and I will never take that for granted. THANK YOU for just getting this far. I see you.